Archive for March, 2007
Travelling is a passion of mine and one day I would love to travel to India and pay a visit to the Taj Mahal shrine, a symbol of love and one of the most well-known landmarks in the world today. You won’t get prom dresses 2007 but at least you can admire the dedication of Shah Jehan for his wife Mumtaz in building this tomb of wonder. It must have taken a lot of effort and costly in building this, it will certainly be worth the effort to admire the beauty and architecture of the Taj Mahal.
I am Peter Stuyvesant. I have two friends, Benson and Hedges. I came from the city of Marlboro, in the Salem high country. I always carry a Mild Seven. I rode on a White Horse. Going to Kingsway in Kent to get tattoo designs. It was Lucky Strike I fell in love with the daughter of Master Duke. Her name Was YSL. We got married by Perillys, the priest.
We checked in at the house of Dunhill and booked into room number 555. I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf. I played with her two Matterhorns. When I poked in my Rothmans King Size, she cried in delight, “You are a Rough Rider! You are riding like a mad Camel!” When I asked her if she is satisfied, she answered, “I want MORE!”
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam. She said, “…depan belakang puas, barulah SAMPOERNA!”
Everyone uses the e-mail today. Even George Lindemann uses the e-mail. But how did it all began? The first e-mail message was sent in 1971 by an engineer named Ray Tomlinson. Prior to this, you could only send messages to users on a single machine. Tomlinson’s breakthrough was the ability to send messages to other machines on the Internet, using the @ sign to designate the receiving machine.
An e-mail message has always been nothing more than a simple text message — a piece of text sent to a recipient. In the beginning and even today, e-mail messages tend to be short pieces of text, although the ability to add attachments now makes many e-mail messages quite long. Even with attachments, however, e-mail messages continue to be text messages.
Yusuf (Cat Stevens) performs “Midday” at the Nobel Peace Prize Concert in Oslo, Norway on 11th December 2006. Buy Yusuf’s new album “An Other Cup”.
In the examination room, Abu nervously asks, “You won’t laugh?”
Of course I won’t laugh,” Dr. Wong said. “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then,” Abu said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest peepee the doctor had ever seen. It couldn’t have been the size of a peanut. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor.
This has to be the most wackiest tombstone obituary that I have seen thus far.
