Healthful Tips

Chu Kang (PCK) explaining sex to Chu Beng’s son, Aloysius.

Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don’t pray pray ah…

Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK: Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah!! blain, use your blainnn…..

Aloy: Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK: Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit? Stupid lah!!

Aloy: Wah……Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK: Aiyah…… best in Singapore and JB, an some say Batam also ah!!!