You think she’s sexy? Well, think again! 
PCK explaining sex to Ah Boy
Chu Kang (PCK) explaining sex to Chu Beng’s son, Aloysius.
Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don’t pray pray ah…Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK: Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah!! blain, use your blainnn…..Aloy: Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK: Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit? Stupid lah!!Aloy: Wah……Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK: Aiyah…… best in Singapore and JB, an some say Batam also ah!!!
The little girl and the wrinkles
A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled.
Finally the little girl asks, “Grandpa, did God make you?”
“He sure did honey, a long time ago,” replies her grandpa.
“Well, did God make me?” asks the little girl.
“Yes, He did, and that wasn’t too long ago,” answers her grandpa.
“Boy,” says the little girl, “He’s sure doing a lot better job these days, isn’t He?”
More hi-tech than the other
An American, a Japanese and a Canadian were sitting naked in a sauna when suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm, and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. “That was my pager he said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained “That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand.”
The Canadian felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Canadian finally said “Well, will you look at that! I’m getting a fax.”
